Night Vision Goggles
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=19&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Computer Setup
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=63&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Cell Phone
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=64&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Bodyguard
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=18&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Black Mail Photos
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=65&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Illeagal Transaction Records
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=68&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Concealable Camera
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=62&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Some for the lower level loot:

Enforcer Tier Consumables

Liquor
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=19&interstitial_gift_cat=0&from_user=724974501

Tokens
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=20&interstitial_gift_cat=0&from_user=724974501

Cards
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=21&interstitial_gift_cat=0&from_user=724974501

Wiretap Devise
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=22&interstitial_gift_cat=0&from_user=724974501

Stab proof vest
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=8&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

Tactical Shotgun
http://apps.facebook.com/inthemafia/index.php?xw_controller=interstitial&xw_action=accept_gift&interstitial_gift_id=6&interstitial_gift_cat=1&from_user=724974501

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A few examples of his uses are:

Chapstick:

Use to stop bleeding after shaving, Prevent car battery corrosion, Moisturize skin, Lubricate zippers

Cool Whip:

Shine your shoes, sooth sunburn, thaw frozen fish, Substitue for shaving cream, Clean plant leaves

Crayola Chalk:

Stop an ant invasion, stop slugs, prevent tools from rusting, remove grease

Jello:

Style your hair and make marshmallows

Listerine:

Cure acne, Fertilize a lawn, Use as deodorant, Prevent dandruff, Disinfect wounds

So if you’re creative or low on money, be sure to check out Joey Green’s website.

-Nick

1. Mr. T Air Freshener -

I pity those who use this freshener. I personally would take minty fresh over a sweaty muscle man.

2. Mr. T Necktie -

The necktie first of all, was just plain ugly, and the picture of T himself wasn’t even good. He looked like a midget with a shark fin.

3. Mr. T Eraser -

I pity those who make mistakes! But luckily for them, a torso-less Mr. T eraser can save the day!

4. Mr. T Gum -

We already know he smells bad, but now we get to taste him too? Greaaat….

5. Mr. T Rubber Ducky -

Not only is it creepy to be naked next to a replica of Mr. T, but the duck bill just makes it worse.

If you were one the unfortunate souls who bought any of these items, I PITY DA FOO!
-Nick

1. “Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.” – Charles Shackleford

2. “Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points, they almost always win.”

3. “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father” –Greg Norman

4. “Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.” –Jerry Coleman

5. “The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.” –Bob Varsha

6. “You can sum up boxing in two words: ‘You never know.’” -Lou Duva

7. “When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you’re getting your ass hammered by guys—there’s no better feeling than to have that done.” -Matt Stairs

8. “The NFL, like life, is full of idiots.” –Randy Cross

9. “He’s a guy who gets up at six o’clock in the morning regardless of what time it is.” –Lou Deva… again.

10. “You don’t like to see hookers going down on players like that.” –Murry Mexted

11. “I dunno. I never smoked any AstroTurf.” –Tug Mcgraw (He was asked if he preferred grass or AstroTurf)

12. “Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.” –Yogi Berra

13. “We’re going to turn this team around 360 degrees.” –Jason Kidd

14. “He treats us like men. He lets us wear earrings.” –Torrin Polk

15. Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neill: “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to.”

Oh lord. This, kids, is why you should stay in school.

-Nick

1. Irish wrist watch

2. A quick witted cricket critic

3. How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

4. Send toast to ten tense stout saints’ ten tall tents

5. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

6. Santa’s Short Suit Shrunk

7. Eleven benevolent elephants

8. Willy’s real rear wheel

9. Six slick swans swam swiftly southwards

10. Pirate’s Private Property

11. Flash Message!

12. Rudder valve reversals

13. Four furious friends fought for the phone

14. Tie twine to three tree twigs

15. Three short sword sheaths

Once you get these down at normal speed, try them 5 times fast. After that, be sure to frustrate all your friends!

-Nick

Well today my little community had their own yard sale event and it was great! I found a $5 Yamaha Electronic Drumset and a $3 Casio Keyboard which both work perfectly! Not only this, but I sold alot of my old toys and made over $20!

I even heard one story on Antique Roadshow about a guy who bought a ruby and emrald case for $5 because the owners didn’t know what it was.

So, if you ever see a yard sale that you’re unsure about, just say “What the Heck” and atleast check it out.

-Nick

It turns out that a loose cow had accidentally stumbled into their backyard pool after breaking through the hedges on the edge of the Ryder’s yard.

When they realized the intruder was a cow, the Ryder’s and their two friends tried to coax the cow out of the pool by throwing a rope around her and guiding her towards the edge of the pool.

After this tactic failed the couple called the fire department, but of course, right as the authorities arrived at the scene the cow climbed out of the pool on its own power.

After hearing a splash at around 7:30 in the morning the Ryder’s ran out back to see a cow rip through their pool cover and swim under it. Scared that the cow might drown, Mrs. Ryder ripped the pool cover off the top of the pool.

When later inspected, the doctors said that the cow had not caused herself too much damage, escaping with the shivers, and a couple scrapes.

So if you own a pool in Britain, watch out for those cows!

-Nick

After leading the police on a 90 mph car chase for almost half an hour, a suspected drug dealer was caught in a Taco Bell after he suddenly stopped there.

The suspect told the police that “he knew he was going to jail for a long time, so he wanted one last burrito.” Unfortunately for him, he didn’t get that burrito and I don’t think they serve burritos in jail.

The suspect is now being held on 4 charges, including dealing cocaine and fleeing police.

Guess this just goes to show, if you’re going to sell drugs and you want some Taco Bell, eat it before the cops are chasing you!

-Nick

Postman Pat is the character of a child’s TV show in Britain. While searching on eBay, Perry Watkins spotted this broken ride. But he didn’t want it for the ride, he just needed the framework.

On May 11th he confirmed his creation of a legal taxed car of 39 inches high and 27 wide. After months of work, Watkins had reinforced the shell with steel, and had mounted the car on a mini-quad bike. He also added a 150cc engine, mirrors, lights, windshield wipers, and even an exhaust pipe!

The first day out on the road, the car startled many fellow drivers. “At first, they would be in shock, but then they would burst into laughter,” said Watkins.

The title of smallest car in the world was officially given to Watkins by the Guinness World Record company earlier this month.

The problem isn’t so much that he used the dog collar, but he was quoted saying “I just did it because it was fun.”

FUN?!?!? Fun is when you go to the carnival. Not when you chase after your 3-year-old child shocking him until he cries.

Although the shock collar cannot produce a powerful enough charge to seriously injure a human, what he did was completely wrong in so many ways.

Luckily, the kids are now in custody of their mother and the father is in jail facing 4 charges, excuse the pun, of mistreatment.

Hope he has fun getting r***** in jail!

-Nick