We already know Mr. T is one of the godliest humans on the planet Earth, along with Chuck Norris, but his merchandise made Mr. T “pity” himself.
1. Mr. T Air Freshener -
I pity those who use this freshener. I personally would take minty fresh over a sweaty muscle man.
2. Mr. T Necktie -
The necktie first of all, was just plain ugly, and the picture of T himself wasn’t even good. He looked like a midget with a shark fin.
3. Mr. T Eraser -
I pity those who make mistakes! But luckily for them, a torso-less Mr. T eraser can save the day!
4. Mr. T Gum -
We already know he smells bad, but now we get to taste him too? Greaaat….
5. Mr. T Rubber Ducky -
Not only is it creepy to be naked next to a replica of Mr. T, but the duck bill just makes it worse.
If you were one the unfortunate souls who bought any of these items, I PITY DA FOO!
-Nick
